GTA 5 is the Mark Wahlberg of video games. The graphics are *dramatic noise* The driving is *dramatic sound 2* The shooting is like *quack* *quack quack quack quack quack quack* The Franklin is like the Steve Urkel of Grand Theft Auto. The Trevor is like the Jack Nicholson of Grand Theft Urkel. Trevor: “Oh my N-word, eh-ha-ha? “Wassup homie. The main character is played by Michael. His wife is a big whore, but don’t tell Charline I said that. The game’s career mode rip’s off of Payday: The Heist, you play as 3 musketeers and rob 5 banks, so that you can buy 10 cars on your phone, instead of just hitting the “Y” button like everybody else. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a remake of Wave Race 64. Turns out the FBI’s witness protection program is actually a diabolical pyramid scheme to suck their criminals into doing infinity suicide missions for some cowabunga dumbass. The whole game Michael goes: “Okay, I’ll do this one last mission for you guys, but then I’m out of the game for goo-” “Michael, I’m pulling you out of retirement for one last job.” “Okay, I’ll do this one last mission but then I’m go- Okay, I’ll do this one more, this one last mi- Okay, this one just one last mission and then I’m done, I’m out of the game for go- Okay, I’ll do this one more mission for you guys, but after thi- Okay, this really Really on this one, this is gotta be the last one and then I’m out of the game for goo-” Trevor: “Mr. Chen, please sir, if you will!” Grand Theft Auto 4 is real life. Whenever you steal a black guy’s car he’s listening to rap, whenever you steal a mexican guy’s he’s listenin’ to fuckin’ *dunkey singing* Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars is a remake of Pilot Wings 64. Point of the game is to teach impressionable children how to gun down droves of innocent civilians. Whenever you play as Franklin you always have 5 stars for doing nothing. They only have songs about California in this game, unless you go to the classic rock, all you hear on there is radio [Radio Ga Ga – Queen] Radio wee wee Radio poo poo *more singing* And then it goes: [Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting – Elton John] *even more singing* The framerate dips when you go in the submarine if you see what I’m saying. It also sucks balls whenever you get into a shootout, uhh, you have to use autoaim, because you can’t have nice graphics like this on Jurassic Xbox, but even still, GTA V is the best single player game I’ve played in years.
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- Processor 2.5Ghz, If it is Low then you try it in your PC
- All Runtimes to Run the Game [DirectX – VCRedist]
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